Usher/Weird Al - Confessions part 3


Uploaded by: Railok
Video Description:
Confessions Part 3 over Confessions part 2 video.
Lyrics:
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part 3 of my confessions
First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with
Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid
That's not all...
Now I recall more, you see
So I'll give you part 3 of my confessions
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts 1 and 2
Like remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore, Pauly Shore?
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your ChapStick from you... without asking
Oh, and I tried out your nose-hair trimmer too
And by the way, your "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I need to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part 3 of my confessions
Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There've been times when I peed in your sink
Don't know why...
But you and I should agree
That belongs in part 3 of my confessions
Baby, forgive me, I'm still tryin' to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private...
Really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick
Hockey stick
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my underwear in 27 days
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry, Debbie... I mean Bridget
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I've got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part 3 of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI, it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore)
Woops, my bad... (hope you're not sore at me)
But you'll be madder at me (even wanna tell you baby)
When I finish part 3 of my confessions
[spoken]
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this...
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit
Th-That thing was hideous... what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick last week
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all outta Rice Krispies?
What I meant was...
There was only enough left for me
Sorry
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part 3 of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway...
I shouldn't say anymore
Till I give you part 4 of my confessions
[spoken]
I mean, I'm just gettin' started here
I'm not even halfway down the list
This thing could go on for -
Hey, where you goin'?
Honey?
What?
Was it something I said?
Women...





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this is off the ... ( 6 days ago by boysie0078)
this is off the chane
LOL ( 6 days ago by JdieselShow)
LOL
omg this guy is the ... ( 5 days ago by 19LiLBaByGiRl)
omg this guy is the funniest hehe
hes usually funny ... ( 5 days ago by mistermayorden)
hes usually funny but idl dis one its not even confessions like dat its jus insults
shoudln't say ... ( 5 days ago by Izldr)
shoudln't say anymore 'till i give u part 4 of my confessions lmaoooo
lmfaoo pauly shore ( 4 days ago by Nublet1234)
lmfaoo pauly shore
hahahaa wie ... ( 4 days ago by maryam1819)
hahahaa wie scheißee ist dass mann
das originall ist yaa das beste mann
wie viele Confessions parts wollte ihr denn machen!!????????
aber usher ist einfach der beste <3<3<4
this guys voice ... ( 3 days ago by wolffreak222)
this guys voice sounds so fine
Get this song at _ ... ( 3 days ago by 981j92134)
Get this song at __RINGTONEBRANCH(.)COM__
highly recommend
why did ushe comb ... ( 3 days ago by dcmast667)
why did ushe comb his face????? silly black man.
LOVE IT!!! very ... ( 3 days ago by sabinrabi)
LOVE IT!!! very original, couldnt stop laughing....keep the good work up.
Array ( 3 days ago by KATVANDO184)
LOL!
I'm so sorry, Debbie... I mean Bridget
Array ( 2 days ago by axm0z5h)
hahahha
"first i blew my nose and wiped it on your cat"
this is top ur a ... ( 2 days ago by michael4sarah)
this is top ur a funni dude
Weird Al is really ... ( 2 days ago by plugged1)
Weird Al is really good at what he does...I don't know how he makes money for it though in most cases nowadays...do people actually by an entire CD?
Well, he's a very ... ( 2 days ago by Railok)
Well, he's a very good live artist so much of his money comes from downloads + concerts.
"I returned it for ... ( 2 days ago by Landonio1)
"I returned it for store credit." Oh my God. Gold.
lol!!! ( 1 day ago by shizzynizzy15)
lol!!!
lmfao!!! love it ( 1 day ago by solay126)
lmfao!!! love it
best of all tyme ... ( 1 day ago by jackclark1234)
best of all tyme lol its soooooooooo joke people lol
Really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick
Hockey stick
I remember i always ... ( 23 hours ago by Sk8erLj92)
I remember i always use to listen to weird al...ima start again...lol i forgot how funny he is..5/5 in my favs
Ima start something new on youtube every vid i see ima put wut view i am
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1,320,692 ( 22 hours ago by theodorbrinch)
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1,320,692 ( 21 hours ago by iulluill)
1,320,692
DONT READ THIS ... ( 1 hour ago by wef09)
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY


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